JimmyMemes@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoOof ouch owielemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1614arrow-down126
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minus-squareKillerTofu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up96arrow-down6·3 months agoAs if Heaven was a place.
minus-squareAnyolduser@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down1·3 months agoI was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoThey say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.” Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoInstructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoAt least in heaven I can skate.
minus-squarelinkinkampf19@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months ago'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
minus-squarevaxhax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agothe most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
minus-squareswab148@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoHeaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
As if Heaven was a place.
I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
Do you know what that’s worth??
They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”
Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
Better call Bitch Pudding.
Heaven is a half-pipe.
If I die before I wake…
At least in heaven I can skate.
'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back.
the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
That was also implied.