Alligator on a kiddie raper.

Why are Nobel prizes so highly revered when they originate from an explosives manufacturer?

“Chav” doesn’t mean working class though. It’s a type of working class person, sure, but not all working class people by any stretch.

Edit. In fact I’m sure it could be applied to middle and upper class (particularly new money) people too. ie driving a white range rover in ones designer tracksuit is pretty chavvy.

Around 2.7 kilometres.

*Order of magnitude out.

Wasn’t Jander the hobot?

Those of us behind Hadrian’s Firewall thank you.

ICE as in Internal Combustion Engine, or as in the US neo-brownshirts?

My guess is that he fumbled saying “you’re the best thing since sliced bread”. He’s probably now cringing and mentally kicking himself for it.

It’s not called the “middle of the earth” sea for nothing.

With your back up against the wall, you’d still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you’d either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

I’m a teenager with the mindset of a 9 year old (according to my neighbour), I work in fast food and will probably never do anything better. My co-workers make fun of me all day, and if I told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay cause he’s a cheap bastard. My only friend is mentally r*tarded, and all we ever do together is stupid shit. I can’t leave my home town because I never learned how to drive, plus everytime I try I fail my driver’s test.

And you know what the worst part is?

I LIVE IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE IN ALBANIA

You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.

And who doesn’t want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.

Uppercase certainly explains a lot.

They clearly state they don’t use child labour, because the little cunts are too inefficient apparently. (Multiple reports show that children are specifically used in Chinese factories, including assembly lines for Apple and Samsung, because their small hand are better at assembling components.)

Half the comments on Lemmy are people fact checking one another.

Hard to tell without trimming the bush.

You from New Zealand? Look in the mirror and say “can’t”.

You don’t already?

OK, but…that entire tank contains less CO² than the average car emits every kilometre. I don’t think soda stream are contributing massively to global warming. The fact that it’s an Israeli company with a history of exploitation of Palestinian labor, complicity in settlement expansion, and continued violations of Palestinian human rights, is a very good reason not to use it.

Edit. Oops, worked that out from the assumption of 60L of CO², closer inspection shows 410g, which would be around 3.5 KM.

Edit 2. The average person breaths out more than twice this amount of CO² a day. Perhaps being complicit in genocide is Soda Stream being carbon neutral?