Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoI'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.files.catbox.moeimagemessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1690arrow-down15
arrow-up1685arrow-down1imageI'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.files.catbox.moeGork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square39linkfedilink
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoI was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don’t even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That’s got to be easy.
minus-squarelud@lemm.eedeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 years agoWhy in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoBecause, that’s what the police told me it was.
minus-squarelud@lemm.eedeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·2 years agoAnd what about the other question?
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoI was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians. Not that it’s any of your fucking business you fucking plank.
minus-squarelud@lemm.eedeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·2 years agoWell fuck you then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don’t even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That’s got to be easy.
Why in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?
Because, that’s what the police told me it was.
And what about the other question?
I was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians.
Not that it’s any of your fucking business you fucking plank.
Well fuck you then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯