Abort

tryAgain

Fail

Unrealistic for the party to open one of the doors. All doors should be kicked in.

They say “we hope people renew”

So another 100 years? 200 years of hosting? Amazing.

Finally my years of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V will finally pay off.

I had to specifically mute all of my notifications because I couldn’t find out what app was causing them and it was driving me nuts. Steps below for a Pixel phone if anyone is interested in how to mute notifications without having to go into vibrate mode.

For a Pixel 7 phone:

Settings -> Sound & Vibration -> Default notification sound -> My Sounds -> None

If you don’t say it, the commercial never ends

What happened to that statue lol

Hey now some of us grew up on Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product that can’t really be called cheese on it’s own.

Quality shitpost.

Caesar’s Legion may be thugs but at least they had a fine eye for ancient Roman decor and symbolism.

[NAME] is currently out of the office for unfathomable reasons. It expects to be back in the office after 5 business days. If your business needs are urgent, please contact Yog-Sothoth by squealing the Bulgarian national anthem in reverse within your nearest phone booth.

If all of our dads are Batman, does that make them Batmen or Batsman?

How shitty of a wine are we talking about here? Boxed wine that’s been exposed directly to the sun for months?

I prefer the Catholic version, “Nobody Poops But You.”

You could smack everybody in Skyrim once with this, save the game, and be Thane by Default since everyone will be Stephen Hawkinged for the rest of the time you’ll play it.

Is there anything high explosives can’t solve?

Being here is good if you’re in a boss fight and you need to eat entire wheels of cheese to restore HP.

Fun fact: When you do a Google search on Paṭṭi-galḫi Canal, this post is the only one that shows up.

As long as you have completed your lesson the bird won’t murder your family, so you’ve got that going for you at least.