• IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social
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    11 months ago

    Man where is this dude’s mind when he immediately thinks “chastity cage” when he hears the noise of keys shaking in someone’s pocket. It’s because of people like him why people call queers depraved.

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      11 months ago
      1. There’s no valid reason other than hate to call lgbt people as a group “depraved”
      2. Chastity cages are not exclusive to the lgbt community
      3. Sex addiction is not exclusive to the lgbt community
  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Ya’ll. He has a chastity cage because of how he fucken plays DDR. Good fucken lord, look at that shit.

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      11 months ago

      90% of the time when I’ve seen someone going ape shit in DDR they’re standing exactly like this

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        11 months ago

        It says on the arcade machine not to hold onto that rail. Page 9, sticker 7. https://www.manualslib.com/manual/1756526/Konami-Dance-Dance-Revolution.html?page=9#manual. Most people who did this received injuries, not high scores.

        Edit: This is the manual, the company made. The engineers wrote the specifications. It says right there not to grab it. It doesn’t matter what people use it for. It was factually not designed to grab during play. This is a first hand example of facts not meaning shit to the human species.

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            11 months ago

            It’s for holding onto while playing, there’s literally stickers on the machine saying to do it. The current machines even advise it during the health/safety prompts. Current songs are charted specifically with the bar in mind. This isn’t 2001 anymore. This guy has absolutely zero fuckin idea what he’s talking about.

            • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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              11 months ago

              Okay, I just linked the fucken manuals for the machines. Sticker 7, do not hold.

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                11 months ago

                First time hearing about liability?

                Sometimes companies will say things that they don’t even believe themselves, just to protect themselves from the law.

                It’s called LI - A - BIL - I -TY