• hansolo@lemmy.today
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    17 hours ago

    Hey, I’m here for you, too. We’re all here for you.

    Well, I’m here for you as long as you don’t put a drop of fucking ketchup on that dog.

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        7 hours ago

        In the Holy name of Da Bears, I swear on The Bean I will deliver smack down so hard, your grandchildren will taste celery salt and pickles! I’ll waterboard you in Old Style until you see reason, ya cheesehead!