• Clutter@sh.itjust.works
    221·
    12 days ago

    This is gonna sound… ok… Here goes… I cannot sit. My penis is so long it hits the bowl. When I poop, I have to hold it up.

    I’m not kidding when I say a “big dick” is not fun. It REALLY is not.

    So many examples of it not being fun…

    • adam_y@lemmy.worldEnglish
      122·
      12 days ago

      Maybe you could start using the adult sized toilets rather than the kiddies ones?

      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
        9·
        12 days ago

        I have actually found that the American ones are filled way too high with water. Like mostly full it’s crazy.

        So while I’m not a big guy myself I’ve had a couple really unwelcome dips while sitting down on what are, imho, overfilled bowls.

        What I usually do is take a bit of toilet paper and sort of use my hand to park the kit under my butt cheek.

        I dunno, I feel like there should be a class for this because now I wonder if I’m doing it wrong.

        • adam_y@lemmy.worldEnglish
          7·
          12 days ago

          All said in jest. Congrats on the length, sorry about the toilet discrimination. Justice for massive schlongs solidarity.

    • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
      101·
      12 days ago

      I find the only advantage of having a big dick is the confidence that comes from having a big dick in a society that values that. Everything else is a pain in the ass.

    • forkDestroyer@infosec.pubEnglish
      91·
      12 days ago

      This is gonna sound … ok … Here goes: I cannot sit. I got too fat and now my penis looks like a little acorn that points forward. If I sit to pee, it’ll splash directly out through the gap under the seat.

      I really need to lose weight, if only so I can get my length back, and not have to tuck it down while cursing what I’ve allowed to happen with my body.

      Oh wait. Yeah. I just tuck it down. Then sitting is fine.

      Please disregard the above message.

    • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
      3·
      12 days ago

      I had to scroll through dozens of comments to get here

      Worst feeling ever, touching the bowl. I stand too

      • Clutter@sh.itjust.works
        2·
        12 days ago

        Not really, truly no woman wants it (hurts, cannot ever fully “go for it” always have to hold back.)

        So no, be glad with regular. Please.