• homes@piefed.world
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      2 days ago

      Of course— and I love wine! But in my decades of gayery, there are, ya know, those gays who make it all about “oh what wine are you drinking?”

      When all you wanna do is catch a buzz and relax. Like, why does having a drink have to be so much work? Bitch, let me relax!

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            2 days ago

            yeah dude it sucks. well most of the time it sucks, hardly anyone pays attention to making and eating good food.

            also you know how jesus did one of those 40 day fasts in the bibble? mine was from january to april. it was like 120 days. Because the poop was coming out in so many directions and my doctors needed a break as much as i did. After a month of no food you can smell crunchiness. Anyways you’ve inspired me to start a cult where everyone calls me Triple Jesus tho and that’s something.