Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoAs a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurateimagemessage-square80linkfedilinkarrow-up1744arrow-down112
arrow-up1732arrow-down1imageAs a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurateReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square80linkfedilink
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·1 month agoGot attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 month agoAre you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month agoAwooooobsolutely positive EDIT: Whoops
minus-squareredsand@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoObviously not. You’re clearly a skinny bear with extreme hair loss.
minus-squarescbasteve@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 month agoHe was after the two wolves inside you *Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoDon’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoOnce you’re down to a single wolf inside you, you’ll find it easier to cross the river inside you with the cabbage and goat that are also inside you.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI hope I also have some Pepto-bismol inside me with that big conundrum!
Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
Are you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
Awooooobsolutely positive
EDIT: Whoops
Obviously not. You’re clearly a skinny bear with extreme hair loss.
Are there two wolves inside you?
Yes, but they’re both vegan
He was after the two wolves inside you
*Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
Don’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
Once you’re down to a single wolf inside you, you’ll find it easier to cross the river inside you with the cabbage and goat that are also inside you.
I hope I also have some Pepto-bismol inside me with that big conundrum!