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“How about a sandwich… wrapped in a tyish-ooo?”
If you’re looking for someone called Betty to partake in your proposed long-lost pal/bodyguard partnership it’s probably Al.
3·4 days agoAnd the UK version stars Mr. Taskmaster himself: the guy from Taskmaster.
This is gonna save me hundreds on my spaghetti cleaning bill.
Then there’s only one thing for it.
I assume that’s an extract from this incredibly compelling manifesto:
Well it’s a portable machine designed specifically to cause death and injury, and as they go, yes, it’s a pretty decent machine designed to cause death and injury.
Billy Ray Cyrus: Best Mullet, Joe Dirt: Most Impressive, Theo Von: Would
I’d guess a few hundred if we count airport hookups and the like. There was this period where I was doing three return flights a week and rarely missed a hook-up. Also, staying overnight in foreign city.
Also: don’t bother with the mile high club. Even the first class toilets on long-hauls don’t have room.
It still pisses me off that so many Lasagna Cat videos were taken down.
5·11 days agoObviously this wouldn’t work without a Mega CD.
I’d just like to hijack this thread to post one of my all time favourite websites:
https://maps.nls.uk/geo/explore/side-by-side/swipe/
It’s the National Library of Scotland’s map site’s side-by-side viewer which lets you browse classic maps synced with modern ones. UK-centric, but it still has loads of global and international maps too.
Those features you mentioned are actual quite widespread: the EU, Norway, Poland, the UK, Australia, Canada, NZ, and more all have them. It’s really just the US that insist on having basically indistinguishable sludge-coloured notes. I used to handle international currently regular and hated dealing with US dollars.
Nonono, it’s fine, see we’ve bought these half-inch thick cushions with quilt effect that have these little string on them that tie onto the backrest, so stop complaining and eat the Grey Meat and with Beige Vegetables your Grandma spent all day making somehow.
I don’t have an answer to the direct question, but if she would struggle to use her phone in that situation I also imagine she might struggle to clearly say “Hey Alexa, make a call to Mommy Jim” or whatever. I’m walking at the moment so I don’t have the details to hand, but mmwave presence sensors can distinguish between someone standing and lying down. You can also buy Bluetooth wristbands that can detect if the wearer falls. It might be worth figuring out if a fall can be sensed rather than reported.
Go stick your fist in your mouth. That also doesn’t need electricity but will improve the conversation.
I know you’re all being funny and all, but you really should listen to her tell-all interview:
And when he does you better say goodbye to your vegetables.