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balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Love Hurts

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Love Hurts

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • TheBest@midwest.social
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    Ive legitimately bruised my dick this way. Had a giant black bruise across my shaft, pissing was HORRIBLE, and we had to take a month or two off from fun.

    1/10 not my kink don’t recommend

    • Haagel@lemmings.world
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      It literally was your kink

      • Z3k3@lemmy.world
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        You some how made me audibly laugh and cross my legs wincing at the same time

      • Shou@lemmy.world
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        He’s got a kink in his dink!

  • Thorry84@feddit.nl
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    Yes, you can actually break your penis and do permanent damage. Doctors warn not to do reverse cowgirl for example, a popular position in porn. If not done right the penis will break and you are going to have a bad time.

    • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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      “The penis will break” 💀 Also how tf do you reverse cowgirl. I have to research this.

      • SCB@lemmy.world
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        Reverse cowgirl is a fancy name for “girl on top facing away.” It is a fucking nightmare for me, and I have been penis-injured several times doing it.

      • Thorry84@feddit.nl
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        This is a good place to start your research: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

        Be sure to check out the sources and browse Google Images on this topic for a while.

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    This is actually dangerous guys. Be careful if she’s on top.

    • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’ve never had an issue if she’s on top. But my partner grinds more than bounces on top.

      Now, reverse cowgirl, that’s scary.

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        You are correct: Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl are dangerous.

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    deleted by creator

    • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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      And people still find it strange that i like women with love handles.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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  • Fades@lemmy.world
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    Been there, I still cringe about that moment. Couldn’t fuck for a bit after that

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    ALL - She Broke My Dick https://youtube.com/@123NUFAN123

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    A thing that bends is still one thing, not two halves.

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