What are the icons to the left and right of Linux penguin?

The child isn’t born yet and he’s dishing out dad jokes?

Either it’s not his wife’s first child or he’s a premature dad and he should go to the hospital to be monitored until the child is delivered. There is a chance he obtained dad power without being a dad yet. Premature dad puns are too concentrated and are hard to control; they is a danger to himself and those around them.

Please post again for more unsolicited medical advice.

– Totally a real doctor.

2hrs 15 minutes? Dang that’s a fast record!

Hey now, some of those Honda Civics are a menace too!

The point of Salary is so they don’t have to pay for overtime. The slave labor is the purpose, forcing people to work more than 8 is just a nice little cherry on top ☺️.

Meanwhile, the Americans that didn’t even put “new” in front of the city name and just called it Paris, Texas or some shit.

Eggnog is actually what is erasing my progress and I am okay with it 😤

Edit: I can’t spell

Whomever may be reading this, I’ve recently found incredible luck with dawn dish soap.

• Run glasses and hands under water
• Put glasses to the side and lather dish soap on your fingers.
• Using your lathered fingers, gently apply soap to glasses
• Put glasses to the side and rinse off your hands so they’re not still soapy
• Reduce water pressure so it’s gentle, constant stream of water.
• Rinse off glasses

I only really clean my glasses once a month ish. Maybe twice. Of course if I smear my glasses or it’s an eventful week, I clean as needed. That’s just how often I clean them.

I honestly think there’s a gray area here and it’s worth talking to a lawyer if anything. There are certainly some protections for peoples under 40. Being denied a promotion because you’re “too young” is certainly a protection. The catch is you have to prove it.

This case is easy to prove though if there are any laws over this.

Edit: but now that I think about it, this is only really a protection if you’re already hired at the place. If you just slam the door on people before they can get in, discrimination seems to be legal.

I use Megalodon as my Mastodon client and Sync as my Lemmy client right now. Does anybody know of any clients which work for both Lemmy and Mastodon at the same time on Android?

Alternatively, any good Kbin clients? 😊

What about a streaming service that has only season 3 and season 5 for a 6 season show??? 😎

I’ve never had an issue if she’s on top. But my partner grinds more than bounces on top.

Now, reverse cowgirl, that’s scary.

Jellyfin is a FOSS alternative to Plex. In simple terms, is a media streaming software. Download and host your media on one computer, stream it to other devices

There was a time where the company I worked at got hacked and the company VPN was down. It was a glorious 3 days of free PTO and probably the only time I was thankful for being salaried.

Was it you? Did you make this?? 🧐🧐

You don’t love acres of pavement just sitting there taking up space and providing no value??? How can you not appreciate beauty??? /s

You live in a society???

I honestly only watch them when I’m super bored or high in bed when I want quick laughs. But honestly, the same question can be asked of people who scroll on Facebook, lemmy, or Reddit hours on end

Oh yeah I was only posting dumb comments for content for lemmy. The issue is definitely because YouTube is pushing them front and center on the home screen of the app.

I’ve never actually searched for shorts either; I only ever watch my shorts via clicking on the “Shorts” link at the bottom of the app.

I’m sorry guys, I actually watch the YouTube Shorts so Google pushing them into more people is my fault. I just don’t care to download Tik Tok and have yet another app. 😭