Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agothis fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at workimagemessage-square78linkfedilinkarrow-up1473arrow-down121
arrow-up1452arrow-down1imagethis fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at workKarmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square78linkfedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoIf I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing. “McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.” You could even write a little jingle. “We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”
minus-square☂️-@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 months agoproblem is they are probably in on the pedophilia thing too. reminds me of that time when their ceo pretended to enjoy their own shit.
minus-squareBigPotato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoFrank’s Little Beauties already made a song about that, though I’m willing to bet they could license it for a fee. I hear the guy who made the song invests in gun stores.
If I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing.
“McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.”
You could even write a little jingle.
“We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”
problem is they are probably in on the pedophilia thing too.
reminds me of that time when their ceo pretended to enjoy their own shit.
Frank’s Little Beauties already made a song about that, though I’m willing to bet they could license it for a fee. I hear the guy who made the song invests in gun stores.