• VitoRobles@lemmy.todayEnglish
    5·
    16 days ago

    I bought a family size bucket of chicken from the supermarket. 12 pieces. I watched my two kids race to see who can eat the most. I had a single piece.

      • VitoRobles@lemmy.todayEnglish
        4·
        15 days ago

        They didn’t even eat the whole thing. It was like half eaten and then they moved to the next piece. So like 5 half-eaten pieces of chicken each.

        The oldest won for taking bigger pieces. They celebrated by then farting all over the place.

        I’m tired boss.

        • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          15 days ago

          Sounds like a Tuesday night!

          In all honesty, my son is the only one who lives with us now. Step-kids have moved out to college and beyond.

          And you know what?

          Sometimes I’d kill for someone to half-eat pieces of chicken and then fart all over the place.

          Kids, man. They grow on you and then they grow up.