Huh… as a Canadian Ive only ever had Cream of Wheat and Red River cereal. Never heard of Malt O Meal

I keep reading this as Marijuana chip.

Sounds like you’re into guilty until proven innocent, which is pretty warped.

Might Brodie’s?

What a horrible day to have eyes.

Hmm, interesting. Looking it up on Wikipedia it seems the entomology of the term is a bit of a grey area.

My definition is what I heard growing up, admittedly this is one of those things I never bothered to read about.

Boxing day was named for being the day that everyone got rid of their boxes from Christmas. Its a holiday the day after Christmas and usually involves lots of store sales.

It’s kind of like Canada’s gentler version of Black Friday.

That guy just got replaced by KFC Santa is all.

Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.

Dafuq is a Walmart+

Is that like a Walmart but with extra weirdos from your local community?

Shitposts getting literal over here.

That’s not a statistic, its a news headline reporting on a chain of events.

I love that scene. I don’t remember the glove ever being that responsive to motion controls 🤣

Full scene for the uninitiated

https://youtu.be/AacoxHFYvZw

I see folks sharing a lot of joysticks I started with, but I think I’ll go with the original Wiimote

circles entire country

Snow and polar bears

This. Throwing your trash on the ground because you can’t find a trash can amounts to childish entitlement in my eyes.

No trash cans in the forest, is OP saying they just litter all through nature when they go camping?

When I got into computers the tech that trained me in my first coop placement in high school told me, on day one, “Anyone who ever tells you they know everything about computers is an idiot.”

Still resonates with me today and I always tell juniors the same.