Denvil

I think Alderaan would like to disagree

My tiny dog is shockingly not like this

Quiet, very rarely barks, first instinct when meeting a new person is to roll over for belly rubs, and quite smart and well behaved all round

Best dog I could’ve asked for

It’s not like there aren’t other disposable cups used, but yeah, very common

My dad taught me to score them. I find it strange, scoring them prevents the supposed thief from being able to get the tag off cleanly, so they wouldn’t want to apply it to their car because it’d look sketchy?

Unlike your totally normal and not at all now damaged and sketchy looking tags?

Quit paying unfair taxes to the crown

I assume that

1. based on age

2. fake

I broke my left arm 25 years ago. And it’s still broken today.

Healing bones is a perpetual cycle. You need that arm because you’ve lived with it, it made your limbs weak.

Bold of you to assume EA doesn’t keep any little tiny scrap of info about you they could sell

Elepus

(Platypus)

I was an electrician working on a restaurant, and the prints pointed out the pos area. Not a damn person on that site didn’t call it the piece of shit area

Instructions unclear, I’ve been fired for cussing out my boss

Impressive doorframe too

Unironically tensing up and then relaxing helped

She wished for a BIG black chicken :))

I ordered crab at a cajun restaurant at one point. That was the hardest fight of my life to eat so so little. Wasn’t even good enough to justify how fucking hard it is to actually eat the thing in my opinion. Plenty of people love them, but I simply don’t see the appeal.

No, they want 3 different takes of it. Two in .mov, and one in .mp4. Don’t fuck that up or they’ll send out a “don’t hire this guy” to every company they have contact information for

I was grateful that my teachers were chill with this

I’d finish my math work while the teacher was still explaining it to the class, and just start reading a book. Teacher was fine with it because I was a good student and got good grades.

Rant incoming

Although I do have one particular gripe with that teacher unrelated to any of that. Question was how far was a person in a pool from the life guard on a life guard tower. I found the hypotenuse, moved on to other questions. Got marked wrong so I brought it up to the teacher, and her explanation was that she wanted the distance from the person to the tower (the BOTTOM of the tower???) under the logic that you wouldn’t just float on up in a straight line to the life guard. First of all, the question was specifically worded as distance from person to life guard, NOT travel distance. Secondly to the BOTTOM of the life guard tower??? You wanted that value, not even the added distance of the length to the bottom of the tower and the length to climb the tower???

If you asked me how far away a plane in the sky is from me, and I answered 5 feet, I’d look like a damn idiot.

I kind of wish I pushed her on that question harder. I kind of just thought “good lord she’s out of her mind” and sat back down because it had little to no impact on my grade. But I have lived years being pissed about getting that question wrong, I simply cannot move on from it.