“Banging the boss”
BeardedSingleMalt
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Cake day: June 16th, 2023
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Some Lil Wyte https://youtu.be/2i7JePYi79I
13·3 months agoOr the person who gifted this to OP after eating the bunny
BH I wouldn’t really trust Trump
with a gun.
Yes, but the form is just as convoluted and equally a waste of time
How long until they have a pamphlet for Klarna at Wendy’s
Boss: What’s the status of such-and-such project
Me: It’s waiting on you, I sent you the status update 2 weeks ago, you replied to it saying you’ll review it by the end of the day. I even sent you a follow-up email on it last week
If you’re attractive and flirt with the carny, they’ll probably give you a prize without playing, or at least upgrade you to a better prize for barely hitting the wall. Then you can brag to other people how easy it is to win and they just need to try harder.
And it’s always warm
This meme is so old it’s kid is the hostess at a burger joint like this
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All the workers have forearm tattoos
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At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer
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Bacon is $4 extra
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The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl
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10·5 months ago[Ding] Roll Credits!
3·6 months agoOne thing I’ve found is it’s good at blocking ads via mobile gaming. The downside is if those ads return rewards in-game.
I’m convinced the current influencer body standard for women (huge asses, giant lips, etc) was some joke by plastic surgeons and they just rolled with it
Was flipping through the channels the other day and the question was something like “What is the last place you want to spend new years?”
The person sad “Jail” and of course he collapses into the podium Whaaa. And of course it was the #1 answer.
He meant to say HIPAA. In sort, series a laws for patient protections which include looking at a patient’s record to get their phone number for personal reason.
15 character minimum passwords that expire every 90 days and require MFA to remote in from home with 3 separate login sessions just to get to your PC, along with stripped down rights for everyone, even IS. The rights are so strict that if you wanted to, for instance, update a trusted application like Notepad++ because a recent exploit was found which would be a security concern, you can’t use the auto-update feature of the application; you have to download it manually from their repository, and run it using a special admin account created for you that doesn’t have an associated email address but also has a 90 day password requirement. But you wouldn’t been able to use their repository 6 months ago because we block any IP address outside the US and their previous service was located in UK, so if you wanted to keep that piece of software up-to-date with security and vulnerability patches (which they’ve harped on a number of times before) you’d have to find alternative download services located in the US regardless of how shady.
I wish I was joking.
This is how they justify their jobs.
webcrawler was my first.