I was talking with my girlfriend and Tar Shampoo came up, and I said “I don’t even know exactly what that is used for other than dramatically killing off a horse” and she hung up on me.
I was talking with my girlfriend and Tar Shampoo came up, and I said “I don’t even know exactly what that is used for other than dramatically killing off a horse” and she hung up on me.
I don’t know…
My list goes:
Their toilet paper
I might criticize Putin
I might criticize the government
Makes sense, the 90’s turned everything edgy.
I’m a fan of the third one, 2022’s “Piggy”
Lemmy has reminded me that many, MANY people stopped paying attention in class after 5th grade and considered “Animal Farm” a long and confusing read.
1 “Wife’s entree”
3 “Meatballs Order”
It’s more that they have weaker muscles so they come pretenderized.
I don’t like this… On the other hand, I don’t fully hate it, because even though it’s scummy corporate advertising, they are helping to fund a school.
And maybe being okay with this even remotely is part of the problem.
I was gonna say “trusty?” But in all honesty I’d much rather trust digital pirates than corporations.
90% of IT and software jobs are “I have common sense, know how to look up information, and my boss is intimidated by my work so they don’t question it.”
If we don’t party, what did the Beastie Boys die for?
Yes, trains!
Maybe in a very, very large circular track. A huge circle.
And fast. Super fast. Make them faster by making them lighter. Smaller. Super tiny. So light and fast.
A teeny, tiny, light train going super duper fast in a very large circle.
Sure hope it doesn’t smack into anything while going top speed. Or maybe it does, so long as we measure it.
“Bandit Heeler has recently come under scrutiny to the allegations that he is ‘the bestest boy.’ More tonight at 7”
Honestly it would have been fine if she tried using anything other than chunky peanut butter as lube, we all know poodles are chompers, not lickers
True but the culture debuff makes you more likely to acquire the “unempathetic” trait which if your goal is a financial victory is a must.
Yeah, I realized my goof after I commented
Hold my Duolingo owl, I’m gonna look up Finnish that sounds awesome
Spanish speaker here. For as chaotic and wild as English is, I’ve always appreciated that it has no gendered nouns. Why are chairs female? Makes no sense
Because he wasn’t fully erect.
Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi
Maybe this in Julian calendar?!
That means we only have 247 years left!! REPENT!!