Yikes fuck that person for doing that.

I had a coworker who would frequently say “Not to be pendantic…” and I honestly could not tell if he was just fucking with me.

I’ve started pronouncing debris like the British do and now I just do it all the time as I read.

I also say “sooorry” instead of “sorry” because I jokes around one too many times on a trip to Montana.

They sound like the life of the party