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minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up114arrow-down1·2 years agoI don’t see pizza party or ping pong table on that list so you’re obviously not a professional. A real professional knows employees want pizza parties instead of higher pay and they want more responsibilities with the same pay! :P
minus-squareTheGreenGolem@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·2 years agoOr…a lemon party!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoI don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
minus-squareMajorHavoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoMake some kind of lemon powered rocket launcher and force life to take it’s lemons back!
minus-squareTheChargedCreeper864@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoMake lemonade, obviously
minus-squareevilgiraffe666@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoBut I have no money and lemons are expensive! If only there was a way we could acquire lemons without paying for them… Anyone know where I could find a lemon tree?
minus-squareGork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoConsult our mutual friend, the Lemon Stealing Whore
I don’t see pizza party or ping pong table on that list so you’re obviously not a professional.
A real professional knows employees want pizza parties instead of higher pay and they want more responsibilities with the same pay!
:P
Pizza party solves everything!!
Or…a lemon party!
I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Make some kind of lemon powered rocket launcher and force life to take it’s lemons back!
Make lemonade, obviously
But I have no money and lemons are expensive! If only there was a way we could acquire lemons without paying for them… Anyone know where I could find a lemon tree?
Consult our mutual friend, the Lemon Stealing Whore