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treechicken@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Why did the boy refuse to blow his nose with a dollar bill? 'Cause money's not a tissue.

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Why did the boy refuse to blow his nose with a dollar bill? 'Cause money's not a tissue.

treechicken@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    Philo posting under their alt account?

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