From the about page here:

https://tolunacorporate.com/about/

As you can see, it’s an ‘about’ page, so you’re supposed to learn about the company. There is plenty more corporate bullshit language on the page, but those were the worst parts. Can you figure out what those services, if they even are services, are from that?

(I’m sort of mildly infuriated for a friend who showed me this website because the place where they work is trying to find a company that does market research and it’s his job to find the company.)

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    It’s basically marketing people sniffing each other’s butts. To lay people (like you and I) the statements in the screenshots are vacuous, vague walls of useless babble. But to marketing people they are examples of how these companies can help you shape bullshit that dazzles C-suite executives and other senior business managers - they kinda of people who have the power to sign vendor contracts, but don’t usually have the insight to see past this kind of nonsense.