I came here for this comment.

The first time a seen variation of this comment was on IRC in the late 90s.

rochelle182: wat do u do 4 fun?

blitzkid6969: i mostly just sit at the pond and fed bread 2 ducks.

rochelle182: awww dats sweet bby

fatmanwahwah: u shudnt feed bread 2 ducks it not good 4 them I fill the craw up and not have nutrients

rochelle182: it still sweet bby

blitzkid6969: I did not no. I fed way 2 many ducks bread. I hope I didnt kill any. I will buy duck food

rochelle182: u r 2 sweet bby. cant wait 2 meet u

candymanpunk2: oh get a room u 2

Formatting sucks. I’m sorry. It was a painful read anyway. I’m sorry for that too.