The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1448arrow-down131
arrow-up1417arrow-down1imageSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoNah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
minus-squareJohandea@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIf so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
minus-squarelando55@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
minus-squaresqw@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoif you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police
Or not attempted
Nah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
I don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
if you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police