I did laundry last night. Put two Gain pod things in the bag. Only ended up needing one so I’m heading back up with the bag and this thing and I keep smelling it and it smells so good. It’s some summer berry thing and it not only smells good but edible. Then the big squishiness and the fact that it can pop open and spill goodness? Thing feels like a big berry or a small fruit or something. I had to fight the urge to bite
I did laundry last night. Put two Gain pod things in the bag. Only ended up needing one so I’m heading back up with the bag and this thing and I keep smelling it and it smells so good. It’s some summer berry thing and it not only smells good but edible. Then the big squishiness and the fact that it can pop open and spill goodness? Thing feels like a big berry or a small fruit or something. I had to fight the urge to bite
I still want bite
I get it now
“Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.”
- Lt. Frank Drebin