• ditty@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Don’t give in to intrusive thoughts or you’ll generally have a bad time

  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it’s the law”

    “shit I don’t remember this part in training”

    • Throwaway@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      What it is an extra charge so even if you fail utterly at being a terrorist and the fbi fucks up, they can get you for something, lying on an official form

  • malloc@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Answer “yes” and a trap door is activated and you are sent directly to Guantanamo Bay for further processing by “Big Bob” and his cock meat sandwich.

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      1 year ago

      Realistically, probably the same thing as what happens at self-checkout lines with idiotic anti-theft checks:

      A beacon above the kiosk turns on, an attendant walks over and, without a word, flashes a badge at the machine to override the system lockout as they roll their eyes: this is only the hundredth time today someone accidentally pressed the wrong button, because what kind of terrorist would voluntarily press “yes”.