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I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

Can haz

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Gussy

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

I can’t wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of

“You guys are still staffing window 1?”

Thank

I’m sorry your ice cream doesn’t have any sugar in it

Nice, very trochaic

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that’s not your girl

12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Yeah I’m on the edge of my seat here. I demand a refund.

Why does he look like he’s announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?

Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines

Pour it on yourself and you’ll never have to work another day in your life