I expect the whole central curve to open to reveal a spiral staircase to the next level.

When i say “sorry mate I never noticed your message” I want to have plausible deniability. When they look over my shoulder and see their message, alone, in my notications tray theyre going to go “mm-hmmm” and it’ll get uncomfortable.

If theyre buried underneath 10 other messages and notifications that I have energy in Mafia Wars and my minions miss me and someone sent me lives in candy crush and rain is expected soon and my Google One is out of storage and there is motion at your front door and you have (3) new voicemails an…

I think I can get away with it. I have to deal with a smug “why don’t you just…” from them, but at least they don’t know I didnt have the emotional capacity to deal with them earlier and they won’t take it personally now.

I used to love getting foreigners who’ve only learned English for weapons/vehicles that don’t translate for some reason and swear words.

You’d get “eusbdheu sjot8fb skxbfh LE SNIPER RIFLE eudbdisn fjfbdbdju kshdbdbr LE ROCKET LAUNCHER fidndjdb skejfb behdhcui SHIT BASTARD FUCK BASTARD FUCK FUCK BASTARD SHIT”

Cheap and prepared by slaves?

Absolutely is. Im guessing only temporarily though. Pretty sure you can just stop taking your birth control pills and start ovulating properly again.

Seems like a pretty good idea as long as it doesn’t get slippery sloped. No babies while mething about.

Absolutely, and like most abhorrent evil the first step is such a positive idea you cant possibly object.

Gymbro bodysculpt enthusiasts are wild. They won’t have tasty meals because they don’t want food to be associated with pleasure, only fuel.

Maybe it works, maybe its a clever brain hack, but I suspect its from the same pseuds that brought us nofap

I used to think this is pretty much how games were really made when I was a tiny child. I couldn’t get over how many images needed to be created to get every possibility from every angle.

Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan’s place.

The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?

Good point, but we’re letting them do it? We know better and we’re allowing it. Or, when it gets pointed out next that no party is offering to actually fix it, is it still their fault?

Right but like our grandads? Like my grandad did that?

Not me. I played “what if zombies” a few times in my head, and have come to the conclusion the best place to be is the factory I used to work at, and I fucking hate it there with every fibre of my being.

if inflation were 0% for a few decades

“You obviously know nothing of how the real world works.”

Was going to type a whole bullshit essay with random made up stats and facts to make your idle question look malicious and uninformed, but I just cant be arsed. Can we just pretend I was a cunt for mild chuckles?

Was it Stimulation clicker?

I have no idea sorry, I just now figured out how to put them on other people

They have the tag ball fondler on mine too now. Just to test the feature and see how it works.

That’ll give me a chuckle in a few weeks when I bump into them again.

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