Good thing I haven’t visited the site since before the Microslop acquisition then.

Any chance anyone’s up for sharing a pod? I need a hug.

I had torrents in mind. You could host them directly I suppose, but discoverability would be an issue.

Linux installer ISO images. Perfectly legal, and very helpful.

“Well, you see, it did. You just didn’t notice because its passing was overshadowed by the veritable tsunami of shit that replaced it. Take heart though! That too shall pa- Oh, look! Another one coming in!”

If you don’t enjoy human opposition to you being rude, mean and grossly inaccurate, you could always just go find the nearest LLM to obsequiously agree with everything you say and pat you on the back for your bad behavior.

What could possibly go wrong?

https://wtop.com/science/2019/07/the-experiment-still-running-on-the-moon-and-tv-re-runs-50-years-later/

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

^{up here, bro!}

Was it? Apologies. It’s getting mighty hard to tell. Feel free to provide a better alternative.

Well, ideally you should start feeling hungry quite some time before experiencing hypoglycemia.

Edit: Removed link to what I’m told was AI slop. Nobody wants that.

Fair enough. I don’t kink-shame.

That’s so indescribably sad on so many different levels that it almost transcends into art.

Almost.

Edit: Just to be clear: I’m talking about the motive, not the picture. That’s great.

“Upon entry, the suspect immediately committed suicide with my gun by shooting himself twice in the head on the other side of the room, sir.”

Just not tell them things? They’ve undoubtedly got other things to worry about, and I doubt their superiors would be impressed with them bringing the Awesome Might of The Gubermint down upon their offspring.

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Well, I don’t have those.

Imma have to go with the RPG.

“That doesn’t make it appropriate for you to try to keep me there, mom. Don’t make me call the police.”

No, you see: The lazy people are going to be the eventual passengers. Piloting and maintenance are going to be handled by the motivated ones.

Laziness also generally leads to smarter solutions. Motivated people climbed mountains while lazy people were inventing the helicopter.