This joke was not written by the dude pictured. The author wrote a book of funny code jokes.

I’d say that’s a win. Gyno appts are important!

This is a great reminder to clean my computer fans.

Surely we have one gyno on Lemmy to chime in with a charming story we will be referencing for months?

The googly eye is the only important part.

Have y’all seen the clip where a reporter at alligator aushwitz asks him how long detainees will be held there, and he doesn’t understand the question, gets it repeated, and then still doesn’t understand so starts rambling about how much he loves Florida and will be there as long as he can. He also takes the opportunity to say the oval office wasn’t well cared for, but he’s cleaned up and made it a “beautiful diamond”.

https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1940092922822594880#m

Lol, ty for the back story

I’m pretty sure the hypocrisy is exactly what is incensing about this photo.

Idk. He said his wife still demands sunscreen for their children, so I’ll let him fry himself in peace.

I have a running list of shit I’ve heard from this guy. I’m positive it’s something from Alex Jones or similar.

I am aware of this, and believe it is real. However this wasn’t even his argument.

So let me tell y’all about the crazies I work with. I burn easily, and there is very little shade, so I store sunscreen everywhere. My desk, the bathroom, my bag, the car, the office supply closet, etc. I often use it and offer to my colleagues when anyone needs to go out for a while.

We got a new guy on the team, he’s going out, I suggest he take some sunscreen. He tells me that sunscreen is poison and that you don’t really need it as long as you don’t wear sunglasses. He tells me that it’s wearing sunglasses that actually causes you to burn because your eyes don’t get as much sun so your brain doesn’t send the right chemicals out to protect your skin.

Lotion is good for the first coat, but the spray is so much easier to apply when you’re already sweaty and sand is everywhere.

Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

They look good.

Torus

I sorted by “Hot” and went on to dlsee many more 😂.

First mith reference I’ve seen.

Dysentery

People, please watch. It’s hilarious.