These moments are the best

DO U BF??

METALICA!!!1

Oh-oh-Omega Mart

You have no idea what’s in store for you-u-u

Being an American I would implore other Americans to make their own butter at home at least once to know just how much better it is. Then imagine that being done with quality milk. That’s what these folks are talking about.

Like a Hoover vacuum

Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.

Duh … we all learned this in sex ed

America has a lot of problems but the idea that Americans can afford to be frivolously litigious is hilarious.

Yeah that’s absolutely a thing all over warm weather states in America. It drives me crazy that I try to acclimate to the higher heat and just end up inside with 68° air conditioner settings. Absolutely freezing my ass off. But the reality is that is more middle/ upper class living. If you’re doing manual labor or living in poverty, you know what the heat is actually like.

Austin is the common “island of sanity” that happens with American cities. Is it enough to say in Texas… Not for me.

“30°C is hot” - laughs in Texan