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Uhh

Go and RSVP +1 and bring your mom

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Bernie Sanders is going to take control of all the toothbrush factories. You will be assigned a toothbrush bristle hardness designated by your socialist dentist. If you drive a lifted truck you will be assigned to work in a gay cake factory that only bakes cakes for gay weddings.

If you want to pick up girls, try eating a whole pineapple. Just hold it in one hand and bite through the armor plating. Girls love that

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When I went to Japan I thought it was really cool how people felt free to express themselves by dressing in all black or outfits that looked like costumes, or to dye their hair unusual colors like blue.

I wish we felt free to do that in the US. Too many people looking down their noses at everyone, there’s an unspoken pressure to conform. When I see movies or videos of people from the late 90s wearing baggy pants with dyed hair (I dressed like that too) I think about how strange it looks, but then remember that that attitude is part of the problem.

Living is one of the most important things in life

Suspicious thing to say

These stimulus checks were approved and backed by Trump but blocked by the Republican controlled Senate. Biden wasn’t offering them as a reward for voting a certain way. He was warning that if those seats were lost Republicans would block the checks. Trump was pushing for these checks publicly

Also, check what community you’re in. Make sure to argue about pedantic details in shitposts

That’s a Viola. They are a little bigger than a violin. Newbie mistake

Victoria’s Secret is run by Epstein’s friend but isn’t Victoria Beckham’s company

I used to operate the machine that put the caps on the bottles. It was soda-pressing

A lot of people have jobs they hate

Juice

Nothing beats Hog Water