wildncrazyguy138
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wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What's the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do.
5·5 days agoNativity scene, where all of the characters are Barbie’s. Preferably the life sized ones. Dressed in furry costumes. Some of which should be missing limbs, heads, etc. Apply makeup liberally. Use the remaining lipstick to write “a rum pum pum pum” in big bold letters on the front side of the mattress. Place your creation out sometime mid-March for greatest effect.
If you do it just right, they take you to a place where you will get a new mattress, and where the walls are mattresses too!
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•POV: You are a slop generator being trained on 3000 years of the world's works of fine art
7·9 days agoWell then that’s the problem, why are we being trained on art that’s just fine?
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Wrong answers only - what is this?
4·9 days agoWell it says sportster on it, so whatever it is, it must go really fast!
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How come you only see news about famous people dying, but never about them being born?
4·10 days agoWhat you on about? They announce it all the time! Some even do it multiple times. Some don’t ever shaddap about it.
https://www.starsinsider.com/celebrity/478659/celebrities-who-are-born-again-christians
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences
6·25 days agoYour band camp must’ve been the shit.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Just when you think “vegetables don’t have phones”…
4·26 days agoBeet on the street says you’re the one who spills the beans.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Apple peeling champion slices through competition to produce nearly four-metre strip of skin
1·1 month agoApple peeling genius from the booths to the floor.
Slightly more political now, I feel like there used to be a lot more learning and sharing of culture. We did have some other oddballs though - flossdaily, Unidan, voilentacrez - not sure we have as much of that on the fediverse…at least not those that reach the front pages.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Westerners, what's your impression on the Chinese Diaspora? And what does the people around your area of residence think of the Chinese Diaspora?
31·2 months agoFor someone to completely uproot their life, separate from most of their family, their friends and their upbringing takes guts. I’ve moved within my own country a few times and it was jarring enough.
People who are willing to such should be celebrated. I personally appreciate the culture, entertainment and food that they bring with them.
That said, I worked at UConn for a few months for a project, and I was taken aback by how many students were of Asian descent compared to how many were white or black. It made me reflect just how much more populous that part of the world is.
And while I do celebrate culture, and am even a proponent of open borders generally, I do think culture needs to be preserved. I live in the US and not China for a reason. The people who move from China, for more than a short term visit, should expect to follow American laws and social norms. That is to say, come freely to add onto our patchwork quilt here, but be ready to add to it, rather than replacing an existing patch with your own.
As for what people think here. I live in a small college town. We have folks from other cultures here already. I think they would be welcomed in town generally, but the outlying county folks would have more reservations - they’d be more accepting for those that talked or acted like them, hunting, fishing, 4-wheeling, big trucks and all of that.
Ah yes, the lazy man’s yogurt.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Follow me for more shitty diet tips
5·2 months agoWhiskey, the social laxative hero we all wanted, but didn’t know we needed.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Found this dude in the dishwasher…
2·2 months agoLooks to be one of those plague doctors sniffing a foot.
I recommend running those dishes a second cycle, too specious.
Buy land from the lunar embassy. Guaranteed to go to the moon!
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Harp was stolen from a residence 10 miles away
4·3 months agoThe brain worms find harp music soothing.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This hotel has a map for roof access in case of a fire. Most men have issues figuring it out
3·3 months agoIf the building smells like, or appears to be, on fire, it is recommended that you do not enter it.
And doubly so if it appears to be unsound.
If you absolutely must, be prepared. Have a plan and an exit strategy. A special outfit and years of training is advised.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.ioto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•US political divisions according to a Japanese newspaper
2·3 months agoChurch and truck are way, way too small to provide adequate compensation for the red guys….ego.
Fun fact that I just made up - leche and leach derive from the same proto word meaning “to drain” you’re welcome.
But QI, that’s the good stuff. I’d walk over mountains and rivers for more QI.