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Whiskey, the social laxative hero we all wanted, but didn’t know we needed.

Looks to be one of those plague doctors sniffing a foot.

I recommend running those dishes a second cycle, too specious.

Buy land from the lunar embassy. Guaranteed to go to the moon!

The brain worms find harp music soothing.

If the building smells like, or appears to be, on fire, it is recommended that you do not enter it.

And doubly so if it appears to be unsound.

If you absolutely must, be prepared. Have a plan and an exit strategy. A special outfit and years of training is advised.

Church and truck are way, way too small to provide adequate compensation for the red guys….ego.

Fun fact that I just made up - leche and leach derive from the same proto word meaning “to drain” you’re welcome.

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

I agree. I was an early adopter. It’s a compelling idea to have a public ledger, but so far it’s been terrible execution, and what a disaster for the environment.

Sim City taught me that causes something called “congestion “ and the sims get pretty pissed about it.

And they still host performances there!

Well? What are you doing just standing there? It ain’t gonna shuck itself.

If you had told me this pic was from the USS Alabama that I toured a few years back, I wouldn’t have disagreed with you, even down to the color of the floor.

A lot of these ammunition bays were deep within the hull of the ship. I’m assuming to protect them from all the other chaos that would be going on around them. Makes you realize just how dangerous a sub with one well aimed torpedo could be.

Another remarkable thing I saw was that the Alabama had a massive ice cream freezer on it. Was to improve morale on those long voyages. Anything like that on the North Carolina?

It’s only a select few who are looking for that from the diameter axis.

“She had hips that would put the main gun of a 1940s era battleship to shame. And her name was Helga, because of the hell she bore unto the Germans. I wouldn’t have touched her, but that’s because few men could.”

Baby corn goes up to Pop corn and asks:

Dad, where do babies come from?

Pretty sure he would have been Sonic.

If you’ve never been, there’s a functional oil derrick in front of their capitol complex. 85% of the state functions like the movie “There will be blood.”

They have a whole celebration around eating bull testicles. The roads are long and straight like Kansas and Iowa…oh, and they’re toll roads. Most of the people I talked to hated it there and wanted to get the hell out. By far my least favorite state I’ve visited.

Don’t get me wrong, there are some decent things there. Red River is cool, watching a terrifyingly enormous thunderhead clap in the distance at night is starkly beautiful. It’s chock full of tribal culture and native and folk art. It’s the birthplace of Sonic Drive Ins and one of the smartest Product Managers I know came from there. But there’s a reason sometimes Oklahoma is removed from contiguous maps of the US.

The more well off ones usually have a connected airport and “fuck-you-money” level security. As someone else mentioned, helicopters are an option, or perhaps boat if they’re by a waterway.

So congratulations, you’ve trapped the community doctors and lawyers, maybe a very well off Grammy or two with limited faculties, but you’ve set off the alarm bells to the true predators of society, who’ve now made it to Madagascar and shut down the ports.

Yeah, I mean, Isn’t glass simply sand that just got really hot?

One of the wittier guys in the trailer park I grew up in did that trick where it looks like you can pull one of your fingers off from one hand. As an 8 year old, that was fucking cool. Perhaps you could even augment it with some fake blood.

Another time he did the quarter behind your ear trick and then gave us the quarter.

To this day, I still remember him more than any shucker of a Milky Way or Babe Ruth candy bar. So yeah, go for it, make an impression.