Dey terk er jerbs!

They say AI is going to replace all the jobs, but really it’s just facilitating faster, better shitposting 💩💨

This is fantastic.

Someone who’s better at this than me should do jean green beans and call them Jean Beans

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What a terrible day to have eyes

I do like dancing bears…

Donk

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, merrily merrily king of the bush is he…

Ohhhh the weather outside is weather

Me neither, and if we don’t admit it nobody will ever know.

It’s the perfect crime.

Plausible Deniability™

It’s me. I’m the guy. Sorry.

I visited the state I grew up in recently and had to drive a couple hours to visit someone down a highway I used to drive all the time in my teens. There used to be so many bugs that I’d have to stop and use the washers at the gas station at least once… this time there were maybe 2 or 3.

I was like oh. oh no.

https://xkcd.com/418

Pumpkin spice lasagna

Idk I’m not letting anything robotic or spinning near my junk. I’m good with washing that by hand.

Mmmmm quite indeeded-ly

Yeah that’s fair. Tbh this is probably just a able bodied jackass, just throwing an alternate viewpoint out there.

I used to work with a Vietnam vet that had his leg blown off and he rode a Harley with whatever you control with your left foot somehow relocated. He told good stories about being part of a tank crew and ordered flaming shots at the bar, fun guy to talk to.

Just saying, don’t assume.

I got straight A’s but really I wanted that D