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Cake day: October 25th, 2023

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  • Don’t you hate it when you reach for a napkin but then your hand gets stuck to the dispenser and you watch in horror as the sides of the dispenser morph into tentacles that reach out and mercilessly beat you into bloody mush - or they would, if it were a full-sized mimic, but instead the angry lil guy can only pitter-pat against your wrist and you’re all like

    Nyawww, lil napkin mimic, so angry and vish! But bro I kinda need my hands back now

    So you pat and stroke the napkin mimic until it calms down and even lets you take a napkin like you wanted?













  • The funniest thing to me is that this lot will even admit that the Steam page said a Sony account was required from the beginning, even though it actually wasn’t initially. Nobody got bait-and-switched, they either didn’t pay attention or they think the temporary reprieve should have been permanent with absolutely nothing to justify that position. “It’s not necessary!” is a shit argument, they said it would be and the game got bought anyway.

    Though I’d say Hogwarts Legacy had an equally simple solution: people could have just not fuckin bought it. At least, waited a year. Fuck it, a month would have been enough. One month, zero sales. Fuckin ow, right? But no, kiddos gotta have their shinies. I still haven’t bought that game, so I guess I accidentally did a better job of protesting than all the people screaming who went and preordered it 🤷‍♀️

    Screaming is cathartic but doesn’t effect change; you need action for that.