• Your documents have been lost because the crash was related to OneDrive sync.
• All documents that were synced with OneDrive ^[1] have been lost.
• Your banking information was saved on the same location as other OneDrive data and your browsing and recall history, right next to its decryption keys (only you didn’t get to see the rest), so your account got emptied too.
• The crash was caused due to Edge crashing on the server. Other services, such as the parental controls for your children’s Neuralinks were dependent on Edge on that server and the crash caused high intensity feedback in your children’s brains, invoking blinding rage and causing them to brutally murder each other.
• A friendly reminder. Microsoft Products’ error messages stopped explicitly mentioning OneDrive, ever since they stopped saving data to your local secondary memory in favour of their cloud servers.

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And they wonder why we walk with a pegleg…

Because they took an arm and a leg and didn’t leave us with enough to get high quality prosthetics.

Admit it, you just wanted people to notice your Plasma.

And then you chug down the medicinal substance like food until you can’t count to 10 without chugging down a Litre of it. 👍

I’d say, OP circled the one that was correct.

• The first and second points would have been correct if not in the wrong order.
• You don’t use Basmati rice if you are making it specially for fried rice.
• Yes, you separate each grain of rice and fry them as evenly as possible.
  • How? By declaring martial law in the Wok and beating down any clump formations until they surrender and go their separate ways, making it easier to fry them evenly by tossing them around.

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In some cases, enough not only for the guy eating it, but also for multiple people taking a bath in a nearby pond, about to come to your little house to eat free food in a while.