I hope OP’s mom leaves a secret upper decker in their house next time she visits

Well, do they give the answer in the article? Kananaskis?

I think a huge human torso on top of a giraffe could also look funny enough

Why not scale up the size of the human so it fits with both solutions?

Isn’t a pegasus a bird? Would that mean that they lay eggs?

I usually fly in to buy it locally. Important these days to know your farmers

correct answer (as far as my opinion is concerned without doing any actual research)

That is a romantic way to say it

Does it do swipe and how well? Github says a blob library is needed for that. Can’t be bothered with typing individual letters anymore on mobile

Are those the Results of the Search of the Rise of the Return of the Planet of the Apes?

this burns twice

Crowdstrike strikes crowd

joke needs explanation

it’s a glimpse into a sad life

Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.

Tight couch, ouch!

Actually, it’s GNU/Linux

huh, tipping as outsourced management. Never thought of it like that. So it’s a win-win: Lower wages and less work to do!

Fucking Star Wars fans…

I was sure it’s Steve Jobs