i’m over here slapping hams and loving this post!

MORE SUMO!

please tell me you got a refund and ate elsewhere

“fast” food? ha! try standing in line while a bunch of dickhead doordashers get to cut you in line. try walking into an empty establishment only to wait 20 minutes for a sandwich because of all the idiots that want to pay twice the price for a fucking meal.

i bet you can even see the map from space!

Sample the hamburger

um, no thanks?

can you imagine what the groupies are like for that show?

oh, it’s diagnosed you tool. what about yours?

come for the memes. stay to piss all over my bad hot takes.

it’s code. the soulmate will look at that block of text and will only see ‘i’m autistic, too’

it was funnier back when the post title was something like, ‘i’m 43 and i juus found this on my mom’s bookshelf’.

this is what happens when chain letter messages evolve to become linkedin messages

do want. am now phone. who is phone

i don’t want to be one of those people, but i think i’ve seen this post before

i’d try to do the smart and professional thing - reach out to the company issuing the exam first to ask about the issue. get the issue fixed, and keep detailed notes about everything they say. then, offer a small bribe to the person you’re talking to so that you get an interview. then, show your notes and get hired!

Front is back…

irish keepaway device

this is all i can think of whenever i hear the phrase “consider this”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSbnCJFnVlw

can i ask how old you are?

hang in there!