Just two.

Oh no, the penis is as tremendously caustic as it is girthy. BJs can cause mild tissue damage from the dickacid that takes a few days to heal, so you gotta only provide a beej when you have some time before the next show to recover.

I could play a cajon, would that work?

Can you imagine trying to cope with this shit sober? What a nightmare

War only benefits the wealthy noncombatants directing it. The average citizen suffers in conflicts.

I had that happen to me once, but I reassured them it was only ice cream on my face

This clears up so many questions I had! Thanks for the handy guide :)

Way ahead of you

So true

So too fucking bad. People can discuss subjects that make you uncomfortable. Don’t even bother to engage if you’re just gonna say “everyone shut the fuck up because I’m here.”

Vegans aren’t better than you just because you make more harmful choices.

Nobody made you click this thread. You don’t want to be left alone, you want people to stop talking about subjects you don’t like.

That would be fucking awesome, ngl

It’s really bizzare to me that the only takeaway most people are getting is “humans are inherently better than other animals by merit of being human, so any comparison you make to another animal is offensive” and not “maybe repeated forcible impregnation for someone’s entire life so I can have an unnecessary food product is a fucked up thing to do”. That’s the bit that stands out the most I would think?

Humans aren’t more important than animals unless you strongly believe might makes right, which I’d hope you don’t. Just because you can do something to other animals doesn’t mean you should.

Who doesn’t 😉

Vegan btw

I have a meme chat with friends so I save them to share there

Now that reminds me of a date I had once

Hormone replacement therapy

Knight to d(ick)2