Step 1: Wear a ski mask
Step 2: Shoplift?
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?

(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)

A person born in 2034 is already one year old.

These parasitic babies grow up so fast don’t they

Reminds me of the joke: “I cant see clearly enough to find my glasses” 💀

I’m just gonna copy paste what I said to another user on another thread regarding this topic:

Okay, so I attempted to access it again. Its currently in a weird state of partial access.

I can “log in” but as soon as I try to access anything, say, Gmail, I get that screen again.

This is what the settings page looks like:

So its not totally locked out, but its not functional either, I’m not even on a VPN.

Notice, 2FA is off.

Then I click Gmail and get this:

I tap “more ways to verify” and get this:

I tap the only option, and it circles back to the previous screen.

So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected the cable to my phone, but then I was feeling like I’m connecting two parts of an explosive device, I instinctively said, loudly:

“BOMB PLANTED”

Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.

My Cat Likes Being Spanked 👀

Jump out of the car.

“I’m not driving, I’m travelling” 🤓

Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?