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2 months agoThe ISP motto: “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
The ISP motto: “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Back in the day, I got so sick of seeing it that I just put: “I hate hiking, bonfires, and beaches.” It worked out pretty well.
“John Wayne Toilet Paper: don’t take shit off nobody.”
When C. Diff Strikes: Mile High Edition
Don’t worry, we’ll shovel more garbage reality shows into your app and wreck the ux even harder. Here’s 40 seasons of people having diarrhea on airplanes. Expect price increases in 6 months.
“Here’s our millennial expert on technology to explain it to us. Thank you for being here.”
“No problem.”
“WHAT”
Solution: ipad starts to swivel, do a 360 and walk away