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How many holes do you have?

Yeah, we probably won’t even notice, even if we hadn’t been extinct for millions of years.

Donny said a lot of dumb things. His numbers don’t go down. His followers are devoted to him, and we have to beat them because they are horrible people.

Killing libraries is not about saving money, it’s about restricting knowledge. Beware the leader that doesn’t want the people to read.

Username checks out.

While you’re here, can I as you a favor? Talk to your people. Those fuckers have been up to some bullshit.

You know when you were a kid, playing tag, and someone would do a crazy contortion to get by you, and you just grazed the fabric of their shirt? And then you’re like, “I got you!” and they’re like, “Nuh-uh, I didn’t feel it!” and because you’re it, you have the final say. So you can either be like, “nah, you’re still in,” or, “fuck you, I tagged you,” and they have to go off and they start crying about how unfair it is for you to target them while you go easy on your friends, and everyone starts calling them crybaby.

En passant is almost nothing like that. Almost.

I did not. Were they really full games?

That’s OK, memory is weird like that.

There were also two full GTA games between GTA III and IV. Vice City and San Andreas both built on the successes of the previous games and built out the universe of characters and locations. I’d be curious to see the script lengths for those, too, but the differences might not be that dramatic.

Yeah, this seems like an obvious trick question.

The line is “WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!”

I remember, because I say it a lot.

Ok but anybody with a zero inbox is just shunting off most of their mail to subfolders they will never open. That’s more organized, but it belies a general problem with email.

Also, your email client shouldn’t be loading all of your messages. It shouldn’t matter to your iPhone how many unread emails are in your inbox. If there’s something your company is doing that requires an iPhone to open 130,000 emails, then it is absolutely your company’s fault.

So you’re arguing in favor of feet and inches?

Be the change you want to see in the world. Use the metric system.

They knew what they were doing.

You’ve already put more thought into it than anyone involved in the production.

Most likely they just didn’t want to pay two more women.

I remember learning that 3.5" disks were still called “floppy” disks, despite being rigid plastic. My teacher took apart a disk and showed us how the inside was a film, but all that did was encourage us to take apart the disks and make desk toys out of the springs.

Man, I remember when Zip Disks were a big deal and a GB was a lot of storage.

Almost all of our spiders are completely harmless. Even the black widow and brown recluse are not as dangerous as people think.

We spray for bugs because people don’t want house spiders in their house.

You can eat dandelion greens, but be careful where you pick them. Some people use pesticides for spiders and ticks around their homes, or weed-killers. You can also boil the greens and flowers to make tea.