Pretty sure this is a copy and paste from a post on Reddit that went viral

That person and their neighbor should have had the cats fixed

Supposed to be? Is it actually a bear?

Most places in the US pay semi-monthly (twice a month) or bi-weekly (every other week)

The Man From UNCLE is always my first choice for a movie that needs a sequel.

I had a stats professor who told us to not buy the book. He would print out hand outs and gave them to us every class. He was super nice. One time a girl brought her bunny to class because she had to give it medicine on a schedule and he made her do show and tell lol.

Maybe like rock candy?

One time I was in a bird enclosure at a zoo and there was this Asian pigeon in there which looked like a short, fat peacock (but without the long tail). It was by far my favorite thing in there because of how squat and round it was.

This was Once Upon A Time on ABC. Could’ve been a really good show, but it was basically fanfiction written by a middle schooler.

In my head I’m picturing Portland, OR

Man I totally forgot about that guy. I’ve had him blocked for ages.

Accidental Rockwell