the_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.dev to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoI used to have a toilet brush, but I traded it with my friend Bob for a push broom he got from his friend Pam.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down112
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareI used to have a toilet brush, but I traded it with my friend Bob for a push broom he got from his friend Pam.plus-squarethe_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.dev to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squarethe_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.devtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•What’s a golfer’s favorite snack?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoOnly if it’s a club. linkfedilink
minus-squarethe_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.devtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoYou might try to critique this joke with a fine-tooth comb, but then you’d just be splitting hairs. linkfedilink
minus-squarethe_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.devtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a snake that's good at math?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoI’ve heard they’re pretty good at long division. linkfedilink
Only if it’s a club.