14h until the big Perish

Oh so it was not a “remastered” sequel; they kept the artstyle

Damn is that the old X-Men cartoon? I only have vague memories but Nightcrawler and Gambit were the coolest characters

Aren’t these the “Costco guys”?

No one is gonna engage lol

Hm didn’t even know these exist

Pretty sure now I know (at least empathize haha)

Yooo I swallow this shit daily (at night), because I did not get an endoscopy yet. That image is accurate, it’s like 20ml sticky, white, salty liquid with a very slight burn to it.

Then the post deployment clarity hits

What entitlement, I can’t

You are allowed to drive the speed limit, even if you’re poor 😇

I would throw banana peels and turtle shells if I could

I ain’t reading all that

No paragraphs, just one continuous slab of text

Edit: nvm just noticed this is in shitposting. OP, why? Or is it intentionally, you know, shitty?

Did a hungry pelican write this?

Like solving where is Waldo

domain.hog would be funny

Don’t worry, he has been sealed

Truly a shit post

Bonus points for shaving