Snow falling on a bridge looks even colder than it is. You stare out and see the blackness of water beneath you and the night sky above you. You can forget you are alive in such a place.

Three different failed attempts to spell “event horizon”.

I’m sure the page had lots of them once, but they all broke down or rusted away long ago, heh.

I regularly take a busy road with a two-lane roundabout marked this way and you can be sure that people will ignore these lane markers. I’m honestly surprised I haven’t seen a fender bender there before.

A rightwing adaptation of A Modest Proposal for the Trump era might replace the Irish babies with illegal immigrants (think Alligator Alcatraz meets Soylent Green). The one snag might be that it would have to be Certified Fetus-Free, to placate the pro-life crowd.