Odd side fact here: newts are not lizards.

I don’t know of the US ever occupying or controlling (explicitly) a south american country.

And Mexico. And Spain. And even Britain (in the pacific northwest).

ETA: And Samoa, Philippines, Cuba, Guam, etc.

Thor’s Day would like a word

faux literally translates as false.

A faux pas-ta

I disagree. Dad jokes are most often puns, and puns always elicit a groan, whether they’re good or not. Dad jokes can be witty and/or clever, and that’s what makes them good. This one is not.

Nope. This time I can’t abide. There seems to be a culture here of mutual encouragement, that leads to upvoting everything no matter what. But this joke is simply awful. No good. Terrible. Very bad.

The other players didn’t like it when he ate their faces.

I’m not! I tiger!!

wait… that doesn’t work…

I really don’t want te be that guy, but…

cheetahs don’t live in jungles.

I’d take that job and never look back.

I know it’s overly pedantic to say this:

The sun can’t go supernova because it hasn’t finished fusing hydrogen. When it does finish, it will swell up to a red giant. This has to happen before it can explode, and the swelling process will take a very long time (in human terms).

Some say you can’t call it " flying" until you land safely. Just sayin’

Isn’t that not supposed to happen?

Literally nothing can live in pure water. What matters is everything else in the Popsicle, which is mostly processed sugar. Processed sugar is a preservative and will prevent bacterial growth.

relevant user name.

Ever notice that you don’t need to refrigerate candy? Processed sugar is such a bad food source for bacteria, you can actually use it as a preservative. The melted Popsicle will rot eventually, if it stays wet, but the likely first organism in will be a yeast.