Well the fake dean was the imposter of course.

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I rewatch this season just last weekend!

I am interested in this type of brewer. I am under the impression that it’s mid way between a regular V60 and a French press. How would you compare it to those 2 options?

I am forced 8 hours of computer per week day :(

Dipping is an atrocity against god and man

You’ve just insulted my culture, dipping is in my DNA. Also, I am totally fine committing atrocities against god.

Dreaming in low HP

It’s more like nogamy. It’s when instead of having a partner, you make memes on the Internet.

That’s pretty cool. I will wait until this makes it into Debian stable before I can benefit from this on my NAS.

The only thing stopping me from doing something like this at work is the peer pressure. I am not sure I can afford to appear as the coffee maniac I really am 😅

I didn’t know I had a rear sperm hole. Now that I know that, I definitely need protection for it !

How’s your grind size? You want to be a bit courser than espresso but finer than pour over.

On my manual grinder, I use between 2.5 and 4.0 out of 10.0 for V60, and I found 2.0 works best for the moka.

And are you doing any kind of puck prep?

I just tap the basket with my finger to distribute the ground, I don’t do anything else. I don’t have a WDT, I will try to find a needle or toothpicks and try that.

Have you played with paper filters at all?

No, I don’t have this type of filter at hand.

I will try to play with temperature, and maybe get myself a smaller moka pot, as this one is indeed a bit too big. It forces be to make a big batch every time.

Cured from life

The whole world, except you.

I am trying to improve my Moka pot technique lately. I bought some cheaper beans for that to make many trials without too much remorse. They are very high roast despite the package stating it’s “5/10 intensity”.

The coffee I obtain is pretty tasty when made into a milk drink (cappuccino or latte), but still very harsh and bitter on it own.

I have also tried with some of the expensive beans I am currently enjoying as filtered coffee. The result was disgusting. Even worse than the cheap beans.

I use the following method:

• fill up the basket with coffee to the brim without compacting (for my Moka this is 25g of high roast beans or 30g of medium roast)
• boiled water in a kettle then fill the moka lower chamber to the valve (that’s about 330~340g)
• assemble the moka tightly
• put on high heat for 1 minute (induction stove, the moka is compatible)
• when the coffee starts coming up, immediately reduce heat to 5/9
• switch off heat when the upper chamber is 2/3 full
• steer the coffee and serve

I am taking advice :)

Another French press shitpost ! A new trend is starting!

Bodum t’ssh

Fun fact: the sky is always brighter under the rainbow. We see it clearly from this photo and you can see it with your own eyes next time you come across a rainbow. 🌈

We are buying our cat the better brands of food, and I can tell you some of them are not that disgusting. You would serve it to me on a slice of baguette, I would eat it and I would be none the wiser.

The Ctrl+C and the mouse select are 2 different buffers. Some applications do not accept the mouse select buffer though, and that’s annoying.

In the best case you can CTRL+C some text, then go mouse select another, and paste both in a new place with CTRL-V and middle mouse button. Don’t mix the order tho.