This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you’re vomiting

I only speak English and I understood that

Nah, it’s the one full of lobsters

Don’t forget the literal slavery at their rehab centers!

Heck yeah, joined!

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid $300 to to have a garbanzo bean on me.

It’d be pretty difficult, any instances that start that shit would be defederated with a quickness, but I don’t want to be too optimistic lol

I’ve actually been using the box my computer case came in for recycling for a little over a year now. It just works!

Muh niche topics

They’ve got the weird stair-sex tapes, total kompromat

Yeeted away again to Margaritaville

Sad, I kinda thought that being a ska person was antithetical to being racist, but assholes are everywhere I guess.

Oh dang, I haven’t kept up. I just thought, “Not great at carrying golf equipment.”

Do Doubt

Rublime

Skreetlight Manifesto

Mighty Mighty Bosstoner

Mephistapheles

Ramcid

Same Ferris

Golffinger

Bad Caddies

Operation Ivf

You’re naming them out of the stuff that specifically isn’t space!

“What’s with all the chickens, foxes, and cabbages?”

To be fair to Motörhead, they were drinking some beer that had umalats in the name, and just thought they looked cool, so they threw them in. The band had no idea that umalats denoted a difference in pronunciation.

These sound like Gen 1 Pokedex entries

You mean the Lake Worth with one tiny public dock, that doesn’t have a beach? The Lake Worth that’s almost entirely owned by upper class jerkoffs? The Lake Worth that’s so polluted that you can’t eat the fish out of it?

Fuck Lake Worth.

I don’t actually ride one, I was making a Linux joke lol