It’s basically just, he mispronounces “me” as “may” at the end of the chorus, so the meme is “It’s Gonna Be May”

This guy gets it

Who is she?

A - “A move”

This is the most relatable one yet

It’s grey, she just likes the color

Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you

Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose

How’d you find my diary?

Fantastic! I’d been resorting to bloodletting with mine, a pill that reduces the reaction I get from just looking at my Aliexpress LLF™ would be a lifesaver, and reduce the scarring!

I knew I shouldn’t have taken that pill from the sketchy dude with cool glasses!

Username does NOT check out

This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you’re vomiting

I only speak English and I understood that

Nah, it’s the one full of lobsters

Don’t forget the literal slavery at their rehab centers!

Heck yeah, joined!

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid $300 to to have a garbanzo bean on me.

It’d be pretty difficult, any instances that start that shit would be defederated with a quickness, but I don’t want to be too optimistic lol

I’ve actually been using the box my computer case came in for recycling for a little over a year now. It just works!

Muh niche topics