You sound British. Nttawwt. But your weather is crazypants.

No no, you’re overthinking it. You’re applying economics 101, which has a lot of assumptions that don’t hold true in reality. For example, wages don’t increase with inflation. We’ve actively watched buying power decrease over the last 3 decades.

Here’s the simpler model. If there’s a hundred toys to buy in the world, and $100 in the world, one toy cost $1. If a bank know loans an extra $10, because they can due to reserve requirements, now there’s $110 in the world and still a hundred toys. So now a toy costs $1.10.

And the reason it’s a flat tax is because now every dollar worth ~.9 toys, and this punishes the poor who can now barely afford what they need to survive.

Economics classes only work because they wrap the ideas in lots of assumptions, like the concept that we have a functioning economy. It’s like physics 101 with no friction on surfaces and no wind drag.

Yeah, but spending money you don’t have, or printing money, causes inflation which is basically just a flat tax. And that punishes the poor.

Tax the rich.

[Citation needed]

For the same reason you felt the need to reply to someone just saying “false”

Because we’re fucking stupid.

False

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become Nickelback.

Dangerously sexy

It’s the “ohhhh… Poor baby… I worked today too, but I’m less emotionally exhausted right now and you definitely deserve a pick-me-up blowjob after dinner tonight. I know you’ll return the favor and pound my ass when you’re feeling better and I’m down. We take care of each other. Now get in the sex swing and hold on tight.”

Trains have bathrooms. Just saying

It’s all fun and games until you’re the one standing in the hospital room with your dying 8yo niece, wondering how the universe can be so cruel.

But yeah, hilarious. Good use of time. Shame they arrested a literal god of comedy.

Did you know flock cameras have at least a kilo of meth in them?

I did it one time when I woke up at 3am to pee. Had to keep the light off to not wake the Mrs.

It wasn’t fun. But it wasn’t life ending. I got a nightlight for the bathroom after that.

In the men’s room it should read: “Comparison will get you stabbed. Keep your eyes off my junk” -Confucius

It’s good the only thing required for a website is hosting costs that never increase. And not like… maintenance.

“hint of potato chip” is not a phrase you want to hear in the bedroom.

Written and Narrated by Violet

It’s for the protein maxing gymbros

She’s exhausted and still tingling from two hours of hard sex. He’s off to work and turns back to say “Don’t shower. We’re going again when I get home.” She collapses to the table and clenches her fist to prevent herself from tearing off his pants again.

What? Art is about interpretation.

Happiness is bringing sadness to people out of reach.